I was wondering how long it would be before hearing a complaint about my rant last week on city hall spending $4000. to put up flashing lights, and signs, warning motorists to be careful not to hit the seagull infestation on Eastport Dr.
After a flood of email cheering me on, we did get one complaint into our receptionist.
The lady refused to leave her name and number or a voice mail for me, but did tell our Cinsia;
How offended she was that I wanted to harm one of God’s creatures.
I think she meant the part when I said instead of saving them we should be encouraging motorist to crush their beady little heads with their front wheels.
She was also very offended I called them ‘rats with wings’ She said seagulls feel pain too.
She saw one get hit the other day and the pain on its face was unbearable.
Really? I think that’s the same face its wearing when it steals someone’s French fry in the MacDonald’s parking lot.
And how dare I compare seagulls to rats!..
Wait a second, I’m not a religious guy but, aren’t rats one of God’s creatures too?
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